It would probably be easier to write a title if I knew what the post would be about.
If all else fails, I'll write about turtles and grammatically challenged starfish.
Did you know rejigged is totally a legitimate word? I thought it was just something people said. Also, did you know that bologna is actually pronounced 'baloney'. Which is total baloney. Or bologna. Whichever you prefer.
I got really excited because I thought it was six months until my birthday today but it turns out that my computer displays the date the American way: 6/21/13. Which is a shame, because I totally think the 21st month would just be a massive party month. We could call it Rocktober. Although I'd much rather go to a library over a concert, so perhaps Readvember?
That wasn't even funny. I'm too tired for this stuff.
Resisting the urge to make cake jokes about being "two-tiered". Or bike jokes about being "two-tired".
Fun facts about me: My favourite Doctor Who episode is Vincent and the Doctor. Also, I like to play chess. I make terrible jokes. I've had a lot of pets.
I just made a twitter (basically to advertise my blog and attempt to be funny in small doses), which can be found here: https://twitter.com/BreatheMoments
I'll write something better later. Probably something about all the pets I've had.